I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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