idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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