We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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