D3 body, D1 cock
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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