I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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