Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
The air taste purple.
Randomize
