Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
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