new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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