Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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