You work out of a Hotel?
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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