D3 body, D1 cock
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
He better not be in your backpack
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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