do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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