I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
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