It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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