Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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