so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
you would pick up someone in the library
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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