But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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