I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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