In America we eat man semen.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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