Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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