she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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