So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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