I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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