What did we do last night that was yellow?
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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