His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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