He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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