Jerry, you need to find god
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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