Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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