My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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