And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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