love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Randomize