Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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