Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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