she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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