This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
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