Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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