Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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