It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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