Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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