Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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