please come you make the beer taste better
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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