I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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