your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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