woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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