He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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