No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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