he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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