i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
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