We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
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