so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I understand Curling. That high.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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