I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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