check it out our google latitudes are spooning
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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