God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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