thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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