I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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