She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
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