you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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