apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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