She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
it glows. i had to have it.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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