im having a threesome with these popsicles
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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